It's Hallowe'en evening and I've got hand-out-candy duty, also called Neighborhood Loot Prioritizer.
But you have other NLPs to vote for! Unlike next week's US election, you get three votes! Use 'em or lose 'em!
*** N L P ***
1. Nerd LAN Party (Dungeon raid tonight!)
2. Not Liking Politics (Will it end already?)
3. Non-Living Paladin (Champion of the undead!)
4. Not Leaving Promptly (NLP every workday morning.)
5. Naughty Little Puppy (Cute but into everything...)
6. Never Loved Politics (Too much hot air and posturing!)
7. Never Learned Programming (How does this Computer-thingy work?)
8. Noiselessly Lacerating Pumpkins (they don't scream anymore once I scoop their brains out)