FROM THE OFFICE OF J. JONAH JAMESON Publisher, The Daily Bugle
PUBLIC NOTICE
Ladies and gentlemen, decent citizens, and anyone who hasn't been hypnotized by a certain wall crawling menace!
It has come to my attention that the letters SM:BND have become hopelessly contaminated by one subject.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
Enough!
This city has spent entirely too much time talking about masked vigilantes swinging around on stolen web fluid and property damage. There are perfectly respectable words in the English language that deserve those letters far more than a certain arachnid publicity addict.
Therefore, The Daily Bugle is launching an official challenge.
An ACRO Challenge: SM:BND
Your mission is simple: Take SM:BND and give it an entirely new meaning.
Create an original phrase, title, organization, slogan, event, invention, or anything else your imagination can devise...
...provided it has absolutely nothing to do with Spider-Man!!!!!
Rules ▉ Submit ONE (1) ACRO entry. ▉ It must use the letters SM:BND in that order. ▉ Creativity, wit, and originality are encouraged. ▉ Any entry involving webs, spiders, wall crawling, radioactive insects, masked "heroes," or suspiciously acrobatic photographers will be quietly filed in the nearest shredder.
Show us that these six little letters can stand for something truly worthwhile.
Now get to work.
You have until Monday Morning to submit your entry... let's show that wall crawling menace what SM:BND should REALLY stand for!
— J. Jonah Jameson Publisher, The Daily Bugle
"Finally... a contest where Spider-Man doesn't get the last word."
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