MISSION COMPLETE
// ROUND 23 DEBRIEFING //
Attention, Agents.
The encrypted ballots have been collected.
The intelligence has been analyzed.
The cipher wheels have stopped turning.
Headquarters can now reveal the outcome of Operation U.N.C.L.E.
Over the past several days, seven operatives submitted their finest work, each hoping to outwit the others with an acronym worthy of Agency legend. Every dossier demonstrated courage, wit, and enough imagination to make even the enemy's codebreakers throw up their hands in frustration.
But every mission ends with a final report.
MISSION RESULTS
1) Unicorn needs clean-living elf - advert in the personal adds by Angrboða 11 POINTS
2) Usual Newtonian Counter-balanced Levitating Elevators (from the Ministry of Superfluous Acronyms for elevator design.) by Dugan 3 POINTS
3) Usually No-0ne Can Love Everything (But I come close!) by Gypsy 5 POINTS
4) Ultra Nifty Claw-Loving Empress (That's my kitty!) by Miales 7 POINTS
5) Underwear Needs Cleaning - Lost Everything (you don't want the dirty details) by Mousedood 10 POINTS
6) Unexpected Naps Cure Life's Exhaustion (I need another Power Hour) by Aquadyne 14 POINTS
7) Ultimate Nested Cat Logistics Expert (If it fits, it sits.) by Maiden 10 POINTS
After careful review by Headquarters...
Top Agent of Round 23: AquaDyne!
With an outstanding total of 14 points, your dossier rose above the rest and earned the Agency's highest commendation.
Your creativity, quick thinking, and mastery of covert acronym construction have ensured your place in the files of legendary operatives.
Please report to Headquarters to receive your completely unofficial medal, one highly classified congratulatory handshake, and a martini that may or may not have been prepared according to Agency regulations.
To all of our agents: thank you for another spectacular mission. Whether you finished first or somewhere deep undercover in the standings, your imagination made this operation a tremendous success.
Now secure your files.
Burn your notes.
Return your gadgets to Q Branch... preferably with all the pieces still attached.
Until our next assignment...
Stay sharp.
Stay secret.
And whatever you do...
Never tell anyone what U.N.C.L.E. really stands for.
// END OF TRANSMISSION //
