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| | | | Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 185 Likes: 2 Member | OP  Member Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 185 Likes: 2 | Alright, here is the official voting thread for NPC.
Looking through the submissions this week, it’s a beautiful mix of snack obsessions, existential burnout, and intense tabletop RPG frustration.
We did have one legendary submission fly a little too close to the moderation sun. It got flagged as not family-friendly enough and instead of watering down their vision with a clean rewrite, the creator chose to gracefully take the zero and walk away. You honestly have to respect that level of commitment to the bit.
That leaves us with 10 perfectly safe-for-work options. Judging by how many of these focus on napping, eating, or the meta-strategy of actively trying to lose so you don't get stuck running the next round, I think we're all aligned on our priorities.
Here is the scrambled ballot:
📋 The Ballot
1) No Player-Centaurs (just no. I will have to rewrite half the scenario!)
2) Nachos, Pizza, Chocolate (The three food groups)
3) Not Playing Competitively (Losing avoids the deal!)
4) No Problem Chief! ("NPC! I'm on it!")
5) Nowhere Pleasure Cruises (Just go around in circles)
6) Napping, Popcorn, Coffee (Priorities in life, clearly)
7) Niminy-Piminy Canadian... not really, eh!
8) No Passing Chunk (The Baby Ruth)
9) Needing Purring Cats (I will lose my mind without them)
10) No Plot Clues (I hate spoilers!)
⚙️ How to Vote
Please drop your ballots in the replies below using the standard ranking system. To keep things fair and running smoothly, just follow these quick ground rules:
Rank Your Top 3: List your favorites in order of preference. Points will be distributed as follows:
1st Place: 3 points
2nd Place: 2 points
3rd Place: 1 point
The Golden Rule: You cannot vote for your own submission. The honor system is in full effect here, but remember—the master ledger is watching, and any self-votes will be quietly thrown into the void.
Take your time, weigh your options, and let's see who manages to successfully land in that comfortable middle of the pack!
Last edited by Baron; Sun 14/06/2026 03:19 UTC.
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