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| | | | Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 Member | OP  Member Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 | Well, the curse continues. I accidentally scored a few too many points in Round 19, which means I am officially back in the dealer's chair to serve my sentence yet again. Honestly, I've been the dealer way too much this season—it's starting to feel a little unfair at this point!
But since I’m stuck here, I figured we could pull some inspiration from how I've been spending my downtime. I didn't just roll credits on Dark Souls—I actually beat the game three times to get 100% of the achievements, and then immediately started punishing myself with Dark Souls 2.
If you know those games, you know the absolute menace that is "Trusty" Patches. The guy is annoying as crap—he literally kicks you down holes and sets traps—but he also happened to hold the key to one of my very last achievements (collecting all the rare, crafted, and boss weapons). I had to tolerate him for the first two runs, but the absolute best part of doing a third playthrough? I finally got to murder him to take his weapon to get the achievement.
We have all dealt with them: those characters who stand in doorways, repeat the same three lines of dialogue, or send you on absolutely pointless quests. Do I really need to kill the rats in your basement or collect 25 stupid flowers? Do I really have to escort you to the next town which just HAPPENS to have 3 bandit ambushes along the way that you're going to run headlong into?
So, in honor of "Trusty" Patches and everyone's favorite (or hated) digital background characters, your acronym for Round 20 is:
N P C
Whether you want to lean into the gaming theme (Non-Player Character), vent about some daily frustrations, or just give us something completely off the wall, the floor is yours.
Submissions are officially open—let's see what you've got! | | | | | Joined: May 2000 Posts: 84,196 Likes: 120 Wizop Administrator | | Wizop Administrator Joined: May 2000 Posts: 84,196 Likes: 120 | | | | | | Joined: May 2010 Posts: 18,821 Likes: 40 Mayhem Inc. Moderator |  Mayhem Inc. Moderator Joined: May 2010 Posts: 18,821 Likes: 40 |
Jinkies!
| | | | | Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 23,508 Likes: 3 Moderator | | Moderator Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 23,508 Likes: 3 | I asked an NPC for a def but they just stared blankly at me so I had to send one of my own.
Weez | | | | | Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,319 Likes: 5 Teddy Bear Protector Member | | Teddy Bear Protector Member Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,319 Likes: 5 |
MousieHuggz !!! (tm)
--Mackey | | | | | Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 Member | | OP Member Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 | Stand by... A ref has thrown a flag on the field. Have to review the play. | | | | | Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,319 Likes: 5 Teddy Bear Protector Member | | Teddy Bear Protector Member Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,319 Likes: 5 | Stand by... A ref has thrown a flag on the field. Have to review the play. Tedted says wait a minute, that's his line
MousieHuggz !!! (tm)
--Mackey | | | | | Joined: Jan 2023 Posts: 10,606 Likes: 26 Coordinator of Chaos Moderator | | Coordinator of Chaos Moderator Joined: Jan 2023 Posts: 10,606 Likes: 26 | Stand by... A ref has thrown a flag on the field. Have to review the play. Huh What flag?
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| | | | | Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 Member | | OP Member Joined: Nov 2023 Posts: 189 Likes: 2 | Everyone please check your PM's. I need one if you to resubmit. | | | | | Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 14,552 Likes: 39 Maris Imperium Moderator | | Maris Imperium Moderator Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 14,552 Likes: 39 | No PM Came (to me, so I assume I'm good)  | | | | | Joined: Jan 2023 Posts: 10,606 Likes: 26 Coordinator of Chaos Moderator | | Coordinator of Chaos Moderator Joined: Jan 2023 Posts: 10,606 Likes: 26 | No PM Came (to me, so I assume I'm good) Keep dreaming
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