STARFLEET ACADEMY: OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
Office of the Chancellor


Cadets,

We had some truly excellent Acronyms this round.

You deserve commendation for your ingenuity, your wit, and your willingness to push the boundaries of language itself. The race was... remarkably close. For a time, it appeared as though no single entry would rise above the rest, but as the final votes were logged, one Acro distinguished itself, not only among your fellow cadets, but also with visiting members of Starfleet Command.

As inspired by the ongoing legacy of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, you have demonstrated that creativity remains one of the Federation’s greatest strengths.

FINAL RESULTS:

First Place: Acro #1 Show's Terrible, Searching For Another (99% Match? Match with what? My garbage can?) by Baron ... [17 points]
Second Place Tie: Acro #3 Ship's Transporter: Seeking Fun Ashore by Angrboða ... [13 points]
Second Place Tie: Acro #7 Social Time: Suddenly Feeling Awkward (Abort Mission!) by AquaDyne ... [13 points]

COMMENDATIONS:

• Acro #2 Sentient Tribbles Soothe Folks' Anger (even works on Klingons) by MouseDood ... [4 points]
• Acro #4 Slightly Toxic: Seeks Friendly Aquaintance (The world's most honest dating profile bio) by PlayfulFox ... [8 points]
• Acro #5 Spock Thoughts: Strange Feelings Abound... (Human vs Vulcan) by Maiden ... [9 points]
• Acro #6 Sounds Terrible: Sugar Filled Achovies! by Gypsy ... [8 points]
• Acro #8 Sex Therapy: Sweaty Fun Anyone? (Wait... Its just talking? Shoot..) by Miales ... [0 points]

Your performance reflects the very best of Starfleet Academy: curiosity, courage, and a readiness to engage with the unknown... even when that unknown involves sugar filled anchovies.

A big thank you to all cadets. Your participation ensures that the spirit of the Academy endures.

Until your next assignment... remain vigilant, remain curious, and above all...

continue to boldly create Acros where no Acros have gone before!

Chancellor Mina
Starfleet Academy

End Transmission


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RECAP:

• Acro #1 Show's Terrible, Searching For Another (99% Match? Match with what? My garbage can?) by Baron ... [17 points]
• Acro #2 Sentient Tribbles Soothe Folks' Anger (even works on Klingons) by MouseDood ... [4 points]
• Acro #3 Ship's Transporter: Seeking Fun Ashore by Angrboða ... [13 points]
• Acro #4 Slightly Toxic: Seeks Friendly Aquaintance (The world's most honest dating profile bio) by PlayfulFox ... [8 points]
• Acro #5 Spock Thoughts: Strange Feelings Abound... (Human vs Vulcan) by Maiden ... [9 points]
• Acro #6 Sounds Terrible: Sugar Filled Achovies! by Gypsy ... [8 points]
• Acro #7 Social Time: Suddenly Feeling Awkward (Abort Mission!) by AquaDyne ... [13 points]
• Acro #8 Sex Therapy: Sweaty Fun Anyone? (Wait... Its just talking? Shoot..) by Miales ... [0 points]


BARON wins the next deal! Angrboða and AquaDyne tie for the real prize, second place! The Acroboard suffers a big upset in point totals...


Jinkies!