I don't even know if I can do this. Tedted isn't sure he even remembers. I think it has been easily almost two years since my last deal (scoresperson can check that, I am sure.)
I'm going back ... WAY back ... back into time "I'll sock it to you daddy" (anyone old enough to recognize those song lyrics?)
My restaurant days we had to control inventory to make sure that we didn't waste a lot of food, and always had afe and freh served. In order to do that there's a system called FIFO ... First In First out.
But here, it means something else completely different (a taste of Monty Python there). And it's your job to tell us what.
Submissions accepted until 4 PM EST USA Tuesday 27 Jan 2026.
Have away!
