And not a single train mentioned...
1 Electric Toothbrushes Clean Surfaces! (And ones other than teeth)

2 Elves Tune Christmas Sleighbells (Only 16 more Saturdays until Christmas!)
3 Endless Tasty Coffee (with) Side (plate of donuts!)
4 Enjoying The Critter Shenanigans! (Definitely a joyful part of the interwebs.)
5 Evening Time Comes Slowly (Some workdays never seem to end...)
6 Eventually The Chaos Subsides (Lies!)
7 Every Time Choose Sundaes (But Hot fudge or Caramel? Oooh Both!)
8 Excited To Catch Squirrels (Get back here Doug!)
9 Exciting Terrapins Cruise Snails (faster that the tortoise and the hare)
10 Extra Time Creates Satisfaction (Just one more press of the snooze button)