The rain drummed steadily against the windowpane, a rhythmic patter that blurred the neon glow of the city beyond. Inside the dimly lit parlor, seven people arrived, each a masked identity, deciding to go by their code names, in this midnight gathering: Gypsy, Weez, Miales, Dugan, PlayfulFox, AquaDyne, and Angrboða. The air carried the weight of expectation.
"Welcome, Players," the hostess' greeted them, crisp and impersonal. "Tonight, we redefine meaning. The acronym is TBBT. Give it life. Give it story. But be warned—only the sharpest wit and cleverest turn of phrase will claim both victory... and the weight of the next deal."
A moment of silence, save for the relentless rain outside. Then, one by one, the definitions began to arrive.
When she had them all, the hostess smiled, a knowing twist of her lips.
"Here is what we have," she began. "You know the rules. Vote for your three favorite targets... just not your own. You have until Saturday night, at the latest, to submit your votes. I know which victims... I mean definitions... that I would vote for, but who will you sacrifice to deal the next round of our game?"
1) TBBT - The Best Boy Treat for those dogs that are "the bestest boy" (and we know they all are)
2) Totally Bloodthirsty Bunny Terror (Beware the Rabbit of Caerbannog!)
3) Trendy Bargain Bin Treasures (Oooohh a Tamagotchi)
4) Tiny Bubbles, Big Troubles (The dangers of excessive champagne consumption)
5) Trump Bashing, Bad Taste?
6) Tunnels Bored By Trolls
7) Terrible Breakfast Bacon Torture (Oooh Bacon... Hey! Who took it all?!?)