Apparently relaxing on a river but being unable to remember things really resonated with the voters. Miales doesn’t get to float away since he got the most points and “gets” to deal next round. TennesseeMaiden isn’t required to remember anything except for submitting a def for the next round.
1. Running On Tequila & Rum
By Dugan who voted for 6,4,9
3 points: TB, Mousedood
1 point: Tusk
Total: 7
2. Rebels Online Threaten Reality
By Mousedood who voted for 1,3,7
Total: 0

3. Relaxing On The River (Nice lazy day is what I need)
By Miales who voted for 7,10,4
3 points: TM, Tusk, Gypsy, Gryphon
2 points: Mousedood
1 point: Aqua, TB
Total: **16**
4. Remember Our Troops Respectfully (They deserve it!)
By Gypsy who voted for 3,5,7
2 points: Dugan, TM, Tusk
1 point: Miales, PlayfulFox
Total: 8
5. Reach Out To Relatives (especially if you need money!)
By Tusk who voted for 3,4,1
2 points: Gypsy, Gryphon
Total: 4
6. (Twisters spoiler) Rednecks Organizing Tornado Response
By PlayfulFox who voted for 9,8,4
3 points: Dugan
2 points: TB
Total: 5
7. Really Ought To Remember (...but I can't. I've got nothing.)
By TennesseeMaiden who voted for 3,4,10
3 points: Miales, Mina
2 points: Aqua
1 point: Gypsy, Mousedood
Total: *10*
8. Romantic Olympian Throws Roses (to the adoring crowds)
By Mina who voted for 7,9,10
2 points: PlayfulFox
1 point: Gryphon
Total: 3
9. Reckless Overuse of Teleportation Rings (Oops, wrong destination!)
By AquaDyne who voted for 10,7,3
3 points: PlayfulFox
2 points: Mina
1 point: Dugan
Total: 6
10. Researching Online Thesaurus Regularly (Looking for my next ACRO definition.)
By TennesseeBaron who voted for 1,6,3
3 points: Aqua
2 points: Miales
1 point: TM, Mina
Total: 7
Gryphon – 3,5,8