Congratulations, Mina, on being the real winner with 11pts! I loved how Jason was used to start out JSON.
Aqua, congrats on being the next dealer with 16pts! Frosty is one of my favorite Christmas cartoons, so this will definitely stick with me.
I read all the defs to my college kid, which earned lots of laughs. He loved the new take on JSON.

Xiang, I hope you enjoyed your first round! I love the anime reference.

The results -

Miales - 2,4,5
1. Just Screaming Over Nightmares (nothing to worry about... wait who slashed up this pillow?)
9pts = Weez 2pts + Gypsy 3pts + Dugan 1pt + Tusk 1pt + Gryphon 2pts


Aqua - 8,7,6
2. Jolly Snowman Officiates Nuptials (we'll pretend that he is Parson Brown)
16pts = Miales 3pts + Mouse 1pt + Xiang 3pts + Mina 3pts + Weez 3pts + Gryphon 3pts


Mouse - 5,6,2
3. Juvenile Stupidity Orders Ninety (Pizzas at once)
7pts = Xiang 2pts + Mina 2pts + Dugan 3pts


Xiang - 2,3,7
4. Japanese Senpai Obviously Noticing (Senpai DOES see me!!!)
5pts = Miales 2pts + Weez 1pt + Tusk 2pts


Mina - 2,3,6
5. Jason Statham Online Nudes (what we are all really Googling for!)
11pts = Miales 1pt + Mouse 3pts + Gypsy 2pts + Dugan 2pts + Tusk 3pts


Weez - 2,1,4
6. Just Silliness Over Night (It's a slumber party! JSON!)
5pts = Aqua 1pt + Mouse 2pts + Mina 1pt + Gypsy 1pt


Gypsy - 1,5,6
7. Jaws! Shark Often Noticed
3pts = Aqua 2pts + Xiang 1pt


Dugan - 3,5,1
8. Jerks Sneakily Oiled (my) Nuts (and bent my bolts)
4pts = Aqua 3pts + Gryphon 1pt

Tusk - 5,4,1
Gryphon - 2,1,8