May the force be with you as you pick your three favorite defs in order and post them here.

1. Jungle Expedition Determined Infeasible (no lost temples for us)

2. Jousters Evade Dragon Incineration (by changing altitude)

3. Just Eat Donuts Indefinitely (May the Force be with me!)

4. Justifying Every Dark Impulse (evil is subjective... isn't it?)

5. Just Educate Dumb Idiots (I know. There are too many)

6. Jesters Entertain (in a) Dedicated Industry

7. Judge Exclaims Death (for all) Inmates

8. Jail Everyone Driving Intoxicated

9. Join Empire, Darth Insists

2 DRAGONS!
3 DONUTS!
5 IDIOTS!

4 I have an evil mind.
1 I love Indy, but he gets into too much trouble.
9 I'm more of a Luke fan.

While I respect #2's homage to the Joust video game, which I spent waaaaay too many quarters on in arcades in the 80's, I'll note that the knights rode ostriches or storks, and the pterodactyl was a dinosaur, not a dragon.

8 deserves some attention, and I'll give Homer Simpson (3) and Indiana Jones (1) my other two votes.

5, 8, and 9.

8 3 & 4

4, 2 and 8.

Going with 9, 3, 1

Luke called and said vote this way 3,8 and 9

Shamrock

3,9,1

Donuts were a recent topic in shout, so this is timely

and star wars is always timely for me- plus kudos to keeping the acro in the genre

jungle expeditions remind me of Indiana Jones- that is also timely

Looks like all the submitters voted so I'll wrap this up now.