As the dealer, I don't get to vote. However, I was pleased that my two favorites came out on top!
I thought we would have to go down to the tie-breaker rules, but Weez saved us by pushing "Introverts Relish Silence (blissful silence)" over the top.
Congrats, Miales, on being our next dealer!
Congrats to our real winner: Gypsy!


1. Illegitimate Rewards Schemes (Monopoly Winners didn't win)
Mouse (3,2,5) - 2+1 = 3

2. I'm Really Sentimental
Weez (3,1,8) - 2+1+3+3 = 9

3. Introverts Relish Silence (blissful silence)
Miales (6,8,2) - 3+3+1+2+3 = 12

4. Intimately Revealing Selfies (I can't believe I sent him that photo!)
Xiang (8,6,3) - 1

5. Intriguing Reality Shows
Mina (2,3,4) - 1+3+2 = 6

6. Interstate Roaming Sorceress – provides excellent mail service
Tusk (5,7,8) - 3+2+2 = 7

7. Interdimensional Rift Seekers (get me anywhere but this planet, kthx)
Aqua (3,8,1) - 2+1+3 = 6

8. Invisibility Really Sucks! (Hey! Over here!)
Gypsy (2,5,7) - 1+2+3+1+2+1 = 10

Dugan (7,6,8)

I demand a recount... that is two weeks in a row that Gypsy escaped the deal by technicality...

Congratulations everyone! Wonderful Acronyms!